Tiger Woods golf game might not be ready for prime time, but his sense of humor remains in midseason form.As a guest on the episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert that aired Thursday, the 14-time major winner dropped several one-liners and discussed a wide range of topics.Woods said that, at the Ryder Cup earlier this month, he jokingly implied that American golfer Jordan Spieth was still in diapers when Woods won his first Masters in 1997 by a record 12 shots. (Spieth, for the record, was nearly 4 years old that April.)When talking about what he did while he has been away from the game because of back surgeries, Woods joked that he played the video game Call of Duty for eight hours a day with a 30-minute lunch break. When he started to losing to 7-year-olds around the world, that proved humbling.Woods, who is 40, recalled a story about when he was in college at Stanford, he had a steak dinner with Arnold Palmer and Arnie picked up the tab. Woods was ruled ineligible by the NCAA until he wrote Palmer a check for $25, which Palmer had to cash and fax back to the NCAA for Woods to be reinstated.Since its election season, Colbert asked Woods to give his impression of the golf games of U.S. presidents he has teed it up with.-- George H.W. Bush: Fast golfer and very good. Woods also noted that they can play in under two hours.-- Bill Clinton: Lots of cuts, Woods said. When pressed whether Clinton cut the ball (also known as a shot way to the right) or cut corners on the golf course, Woods paused, then, with the deft skill of one of the politicians he was describing, stuck to his original answer. Cuts, he said with a wry smile.-- Barack Obama: He hits it straight [and is] extremely competitive, Woods said. He noted that its hard to hit it crooked when you hit it, not longish, which appeared to be Woods way of saying the sitting president doesnt hit the ball very far.Colbert concluded the interview by looking at this years election.What about Trump? Colbert asked.You said presidents, Woods replied. Custom Utah Jazz Jerseys . -- Jonathan Drouin gave Halifax the boost it needed to edge host Sherbrooke Phoenix 3-2 in a shootout in Quebec Major Junior Hockey League action. John Stockton Jazz Jersey . Q: Team Canada announces their Olympic roster three weeks from today. Who is general manager Steve Yzerman watching? LeBrun: Over the last 48 hours, hes taken in the home-and-home between the Dallas Stars and Colorado Avalanche with Jamie Benn and Matt Duchene being the obvious targets. http://www.jazzauthentic.com/kids-jeff-hornacek-jazz-jersey/ . 10 Texas A&Ms offence dominated as usual against SMU. Donovan Mitchell Jersey . Tracey comes to the Blue Bombers after spending over a decade with Queens University. Most recently he was the schools assistant football coach. Karl Malone Jazz Jersey . -- Charline Labonte couldnt have asked for a better homecoming. The Brisbane Lions will launch a bid for a priority draft pick but are yet to make a formal request to the AFL, coach Justin Leppitsch says.The Lions are on course for their worst season in club history and are expected to ask the AFL for extra draft assistance, although a priority pick has not been granted to any team since 2007.I know theyre looking at that, thatll help the club no doubt, Leppitsch said.From my understanding theres been initial talks but nothing formal from the club thats been mooted.I know the AFLs looking to change the potential draft system over time and how to help clubs ... but theres always going to be a club in this position where were at unfortunately.When youve got a young team and you know you need more young talent, youd like them (to develop) quicker.That will be what will be, I can only control from my bit down.ddddddddddddThe Lions were denied a priority pick last year and Leppitsch said it would be obviously helpful if they were to get one, but estimated their current list is 50 per cent better than what it was when he first came into the job three years ago.Theyre just young and theyre not quite ready to be at their best at this stage consistently yet, he said.Opinion amongst former AFL greats is seemingly split on whether the Lions deserve a priority pick, with Chris Judd claiming they need a leg up while David Schwarz and Kevin Bartlett have argued Brisbane havent done the hard yards as other struggling clubs have in the past. ' ' '